1. Real teachers will
eat anything left in the teacher’s lounge.
2. Real teachers grade
papers in the car, during commercials, in faculty meetings.
3. Real teachers never
sit down without first checking the seat.
4. Real teachers have
disjointed necks from writing on boards without turning around.
5. Real teachers
understand the importance of making sure every kid gets a Valentine.
7. Real teachers know
the difference between what ought to be graded, what should be
graded, and what should never see the light of day.
8. Real teachers know
that the 1st class disruption they see is probably the 2nd one that
occurred.
9. Real teachers have
never heard an original excuse.
10. Real teachers give
themselves away in public because of the dry erase pen marker smudges all over
their hands.
11. Real teachers know
that dogs are carnivores and not ‘homework paperavores’.
12. Real teachers do not
take ‘no’ for an answer unless it is written in a complete sentence.
13. Real teachers are
solely responsible for the destruction of the rain forest.
14. Real teachers know
the value of a good education and are appalled upon seeing their paychecks.
15. Real teachers hear
the heartbeats of crisis; always have time to listen; know they teach students,
not subjects; and they are absolutely nonexpendable.
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